Bullet Points of Life: Oh noes, someone said something shitty on the Internet!

• I cannot justify why I spent my entire day fighting with Le Bonne Bon’s ex-boyfriend on the Internet, other that it amused me highly in a “mean girl” kind of way to fuck with him.  I did take down the personal emails he sent to me, that I only published so that individuals cruising over her from some cacophony site that linked to my critical post about Tomatogate would see that I was not the only one flinging shit today…
• However, I still don’t understand how anyone who’s been on the Internet for more than two seconds can get so butthurt at me being critical of anything…
• Though I’ve been told I’m an AFFRONT to 20 years of San Francisco “culture.”  Not sure about that one, but dude, keep fucking reacting and being wicked retarded and push my metrics up so that anytime you Google “tomatina” or “Burning Man Sucks” that my site pops up as number one.
• Never let it be said that I don’t recognize a situation in which to be an attention whore. LMAO.
• Incidentally, I would like to refer all those anon commenters along with the few who were shitty and upfront about who they are to the pages upon pages of other blog entries you get when you DO Google the phrase “Burning Man Sucks.”
• Suck on it, I’m not the only one who feels this way.
• I have to give props to TrueSanFranciscan who had the best, most lengthy and most sensible comment diatribe in this whole sheebang – dude whoever you are, you have my respect – and, I promise to stop calling it the Mish unless I’m making fun of others who do… though have you seen this picture?  I think we may be on the same side, dude (or, dudette.)
• And, Chicken John I’m a little flattered you posted here and want you to know I voted for you for mayor, dude.  You were constructive and civil, the same can’t be said for all the spammy comments I deleted after Scott Beale decided to post my criticism of Tomatogate on another community so people could tell me on my personal blog how I should think and/or feel about the things which happen in the city that I live in…
• Doesn’t change the fact that your roommate needs to grow a thicker skin if he’s gonna play online.
• I recognize that I was a jerk, it was kinda intentional; but, I wonder if those responding to me realize how self-righteous and cliquish they make “the scene” here sound.  As my friend Lauren said, she’s had experiences with some of the most wonderful and open BM people ever in SF; and, I sadly have only ever met the snobby, holier than thou, if you don’t like what we do you’re WRONG and FUCKED UP people who participate in this “scene.”
• Didn’t John Lennon say something once the stupidity of “scenes?”  I wish I could remember that quote.  Maybe it’s a punk quote… fuck that is going to bother me all night… boo, stupid brain on two glasses of wine!
• My favorite anti-Burning Man article is actually from the SF Met Blogs in 2006: Ten Reasons San Francisco Rocks During Burning Man
• Note from friend: “What a day, have they run you out of town on a rail with pitchforks yet?”
• Note from another friend: “Who knew that counterculture could be so cliquish?”
• Anticipated Note from Editor: “You do realize that you better turn this into a story about counterculture cliques in San Francisco, right?”
• And, I have to say, I kind of like the idea of being the most hated dork girl of the day in SF.
• I think this merits me having a t-shirt that says: People Hate Me On the Internet!
• It would be like the window decals for biz’s that say “People Love Us on Yelp!”
• ON SANER AND MORE RELATED TO ME AND NOT TO DOUCHEBAGS WHO FREAK OUT WHEN PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH THEM: Two days until Big Basin, cannot wait – it’s gonna be Tim & Alex their harem of wimmens.
• The Harem of Wimmens would be me, Le Bonne Bon, Holls, Allison, Tim’s friend Christina, Suzy (yay goddess Suzy saving us from the wilderness,) Suzy’s friend from LA and perhaps a special guest appearance by Neil Young.  Who the fuck needs Burning Man when you’ve got Asshats?
• That being said, camping is going to be fun, but looking foward to: Date #2 on Monday, chatted briefly today, both on the same page, it was pretty rad.
• NOT TO MENTION (golly I hope the gent in question isn’t reading this, his ego might explode) I told Holly the following as we made dinner tonight, “Even if the dating thing with this guy doesn’t pan out, we should hang out with him he’s that cool.”
• Hee hee.  ’Nuff said.
• Something funny: my roommate is about to start her Masters in Library and Information Science and she still doesn’t know how to plug in her laptop… she told me to say that, BTW, so no hating on me for being mean… it’s an in joke in our clique of about eight people.
• All in all, still in what – I gotta catch up on articles tomorrow so I can ditch for Big Basin with a clear plate… So computer is now going nigh-night, I’m taking a Xanex and watching Ab Fab with my very clever roommate until I decide to go to sleepies. Ta!

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